Forcing people into a situation where they're supposed to adore each other is probably bad. But letting people get on and off the 6 train without stabbing each other, that's good.

It's very important when making a friend to check and see if they have a private plane. People think a good personality trait in a friend is kindness or a sense of humor. No, in a friend a good personality trait is a Gulfstream.

I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Forcing people into a situation where they're supposed to adore each other is probably bad. But letting people get on and off the 6 train without stabbing each other, that's good.