You're only as good as your last haircut.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.