I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car?

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

I just can't smile at people for money.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Life was certainly more entertaining when people were indulging their vices as opposed to going to meetings to indulge in a new vice: discussing their innermost thoughts in public.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.