Television turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.

Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.