A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

I am a New Yorker. I like New York. And I like cities. And it's not my desire to make New York more suburban. I would personally just like to vet each person.

Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.