Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.