Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.

I'm not a Communist. I'm an American. I'm a capitalist. I mean, I'm not a very good capitalist, myself. I'm not very good at it, but it's not that I'm not for capitalism. But people who believe in things like corporate citizenship, it's idiotic. I mean, it shows you're an idiot.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

there are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.