Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.

Being poor is like being a child. Being rich is like being an adult: you get to do whatever you want. Everyone is nice when they have to be; rich people are nice when they feel like it.

What's the point of being young if you're not going to make new things, I wonder?

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.