Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?

Whenever someone accuses someone of being a racist - which is rare, you have to admit, considering how much racism there is - there is an incredible outrage. I realized that we live in an environment that it seems to be worse to call someone a racist than to be one.

Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.

Television turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.