Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.