There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter
Fran LebowitzI hate academic mysteries. As soon as I come across the word 'don' and it's not someone's first name, I close the book.
Fran LebowitzAmerican women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.
Fran Lebowitz