Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

When I was young, I liked romance. But to me, romance is the opposite of domestic life. I just don't want anyone in the apartment, not for longer than a few hours.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

It's very important when making a friend to check and see if they have a private plane. People think a good personality trait in a friend is kindness or a sense of humor. No, in a friend a good personality trait is a Gulfstream.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer?