Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.

I just write when fear overtakes me.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.