There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.
Fran LebowitzI woke up at five o'clock in the morning with the whole first paragraph in my head. Now, this just shows what a slothful person I am: I tried to go back to sleep.
Fran LebowitzSmoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
Fran LebowitzI've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.
Fran LebowitzNothing lasts. So it's my belief, yes, I know a lot of the things that we liked didn't last, but maybe things we don't like, they're also not going to last. There has been progress in my lifetime. There are certainly things that are better than when I was young, and there are things that are worse. New York City, it's worse. There's no question.
Fran Lebowitz