I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

People care more about trends now than they do about style. They get so wrapped up in what's happening that they forget how to dress, and they never learn who they are because they never learn how to take care of anything.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.