As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

for someone such as myself, who is kind of feckless and immature, it's better to have rich friends than to be rich yourself, because then you have wealth without the responsibility. You get to go to their houses, and you get acquainted with a level of furniture that you cannot provide for yourself. Furniture, I think is the most important attribute of rich people.

By the time everyone catches up with you, you're bored.

I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.