As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

When I was young, boys didn't type.