All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.

I do not think everyone is created equal. In fact, I know they're not. [The Constitution] means that everyone should have the same laws as everyone else. It doesn't mean that everyone's as smart or as cute or as lucky as everyone else.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.

Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

I don't like the kind of country living where you have to help. I like country living where there is help.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.