I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

When I was young, boys didn't type.

I just can't smile at people for money.

for someone such as myself, who is kind of feckless and immature, it's better to have rich friends than to be rich yourself, because then you have wealth without the responsibility. You get to go to their houses, and you get acquainted with a level of furniture that you cannot provide for yourself. Furniture, I think is the most important attribute of rich people.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the dishes. I would never do a dish unless I had to write.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.