Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

One of the biggest changes in my lifetime, is the phenomenon of men wearing shorts. Men never wore shorts when I was young. This is one of the worst changes, by far. It's disgusting. To have to sit next to grown men on the subway in the summer, and they're wearing shorts? They look ridiculous, like children, and I can't take them seriously. My fashion advice, particularly to men wearing shorts: Ask yourself, 'Could I make a living modeling these shorts?' If the answer is no, then change your clothes. Put on a pair of pants.

I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.

The first people who died of AIDS were artists. They were the most interesting people.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.