Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Anti-smoking sentiment has replaced middle-class morality entirely. The smoker has taken the place of the homosexual. Today you hear people say things about smokers that used to be said about homosexuals - they pollute the environment; you don't want them around your children.

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.