I walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Citizen's Band radio renders one accessible to a wide variety of people from all walks of life. It should not be forgotten that all walks of life include conceptual artists, dry cleaners, and living poets.

My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.