I walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.