I walk a lot in New York, not for the exercise but to get from place to place, and because it's the way of having the least contact with human beings.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a fleeting insight.

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.

There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.