If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.

Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.