If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

By the time everyone catches up with you, you're bored.

I have a double policy, which would also solve immigration: I would stand at the border of New York City and I would say, "You can come here to live, but you can't come here to visit."

Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.