Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.

Life was certainly more entertaining when people were indulging their vices as opposed to going to meetings to indulge in a new vice: discussing their innermost thoughts in public.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.