Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.

Whenever I am doing anything else, which is most of the time, even if it is not something like robbing a bank, I feel felonious. Writing is what I'm supposed to be doing.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.