In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.
Fran LebowitzYour grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothรจque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.
Fran LebowitzTelevision turned out to be exactly as bad as the most irritating and pedantic intellectuals of the '50s said it was going to be.
Fran LebowitzIt is, in fact, safe to assume that, more often than not, life imitates craft, for who among us can say that our experience does not more closely resemble a macramรฉ plant holder than it does a painting by Seurat. When it comes to art, life is the biggest copycat in the matter of the frame.
Fran Lebowitz