I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.