Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.