It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.