In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York