A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.