Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.