It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.
Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.