Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.