Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they even write it. And if I'm good, I know I'm good. I know best about myself, so a critic doesn't anger me.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are

The best revenge is the massive success.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.

You've either got or you haven't got style, and if you've got it you stand out a mile.