If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. We can't have that.

I'm not going to be Bill Clinton and say I never inhaled. I did inhale. I liked tobacco a lot better.