If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.

Ram it up your poop chute.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not equip you to deal with things like logic; they don't give you the criteria by which to judge between good and bad in any medium or format; and they prepare you to be a usable victim for military-industrial complex that needs manpower.

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.