If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

People are just waiting around to get certified.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.

They tried to make me go to Catholic school, too. I lasted a very short time. When the penguin came after me with a ruler, I was out of there.

People like to own things.