One and one is eleven.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.

They were wearing smelly blankets, they looked like Donovan fans.

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.