One and one is eleven.

Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.

Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Our criminal institutions are full of creeps like you who do wrong things, and many of them were driven to these crimes by the horrible force called music.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.