Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.