I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.

I write what I like to write. Those who like to listen to it, listen to it. And the ones who don't, watch football and drink beer, jog, go to discos and so forth. I never claimed to be a man for all seasons.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.