You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.