Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Politics Is the Entertainment Branch of Industry. C-SPAN's coverage of governmental proceedings is wonderful. Caution! Buffoons on the Hill! Wallowing in blabber and spew, regiments of ex-lawyers and used-car salesmen attempt to distract us from the naughty little surprises served up by deregulated corporate America.

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.