Ram it up your poop chute.

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.