Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

I believe that people have a right to decide their own destinies; people own themselves. I also believe that, in a democracy, government exists because (and only so long as) individual citizens give it a temporary license to exist, in exchange for a promise that it will behave itself. In a democracy, you own the government. It doesn't own you.

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.