Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.