Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance, it's what makes America great.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.