I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.