Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

Journalism is kind of scary and of it we should be wary.

People are just waiting around to get certified.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

Information doesn't kill you.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.