Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.

You're baloney without the mayo.

Organized religions by their very natures are misleading.