The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.