My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.