The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.