Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.

Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?

I'm more interested in melodic things. I think the biggest challenge when you go to play a solo is trying to invent a melody on the spot.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.