Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?

Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I like it. Hear those three notes there? Those are the three notes I can sing along with. I like those notes very, very much. Give me a beat. Not a fancy one. Give me a GOOD BEAT -- something I can dance to. It has to go boom-bap, boom-boom-BAP. If it doesn't, I will hate it very, very much. Also, I want it right away -- and then, write me some more songs like that -- over and over and over again, because I'm really into music.

With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.