We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

It's fairly obvious, since Richard Nixon, that there is no such thing as a fair deal for any voter in the United States -- You're just not gonna get it. It's a joke -- the people that you vote for, they're the next best thing to criminals. But of course they have money for advertising campaigns that make them look a little bit better than they actually are.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

who are the brain police?

Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.