One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Music is always a commentary on society.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

You can't escape the puking sphinx.