He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.

Ram it up your poop chute.

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.