Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.

who are the brain police?

Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.