With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

Of course it's contrived, but once you know how its contrived, you can understand the editorial viewpoint. CNN, for example, when you see where they're really coming from, you can subtract their bias, and get some sort of facts. Sometimes the amount of bias that is imposed in these things is so laughable that it gives you an extra layer of entertainment.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.