People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass until he can't come anymore.

It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.

What kind of man can name a child Moon Unit?

Well Mike, I'm abnormal.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.