People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.