There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty. The more your musical experience, the easier it is to define for yourself what you like and what you don't like. American radio listeners, raised on a diet of _____ (fill in the blank), have experienced a musical universe so small they cannot begin to know what they like.

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.