There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.