I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.

To me absurdity is the only reality

Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.