I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.