A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.

I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.