A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.

You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.