All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.