All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.

You're baloney without the mayo.

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.

Bobby Martin has another project. He's building a house. He's out there at 6 o'clock in the morning hammering nails.

Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.